I'll keep my SUV - Thank You

The Knowsley Safari Park is place in England where people can drive their cars through the park and see all sorts of animals. Lions, tigers, wildebeests (I finally figured out a place to use that word!) Critters that can put a hurt on you .

For the most part, the animals ignore the curious humans. After all they've got it pretty good. Regular meals, health care that sort of thing. Isn't socialism wonderful?

Lately the lions started acting a bit differently. They've taken it into their heads that Smart Cars and Mini-Coopers might be fun to chase.

Lions you say. Big teeth and claws to match, playing tag with itsy-bitsy cars that don't go very fast. This doesn't sound like a game that lions can lose.

And they've banned guns in England!

I think I'll keep my gas guzzling SUV, the V8 under the hood and my carry permit.

After all it is a Safari Park.