No! Really?

The Financial Times discovered that there is rampant fraud and abuse taking place in the carbon credit market. The strive to be green is making people a lot of green.

As far as I can figure, the all you need is a printer (or better yet a pdf file - save the trees!) and a website. Start selling your basic credit for $9.95 and for the truly gullible (Al Gore, Sheryl Crow et al...) we can step up to the super duper credit $49.95.

For anyone looking for salve for your carbon guilt, go no further! Just drop by my website (DouglasDeBono.com) and send me an email, we'll happily sell you as much as you need to feel better.

And what do you get for your $9.95/credit? A really nice looking pdf certification.

The Planet Has a Fever

The man that almost became president gave dire warnings and spoke in terms of extinction to that drooling mass of humanity known as the United States Congress.

He explained, "The planet has a fever," but refused to make a personal pledge to restrict his use of energy.

So give our Mother the Earth an asprin.

Al is attempting to ride the global warming scare right into the Oval Office. He disregards the naysayers, who decry the idea of a global temperature and suggest the sun might be causing the earth to warm.

Let's face it, Al is a moron,,and this deeply disturbed man is closer to the Moveon.Org crowd than anyone wants to admit. No doubt his private pollsters are guaging when he enter the presidential sweepstakes.

Personally, I hope he does decide to run. I relish the though of democrat blood bath during the primary season.