Over Heated Mismanagement

Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger has aimed his blame at the Bush Administration and its failure to address the global warming scam. The raging forest fire, formerly known as Kalifornia, is the result of climate change.

Note: We call it climate change and not global warming anymore, because the bloviating scammers are no longer sure whether we are heating up or cooling down.

The forest fires (that have become a staple of life in the land nuts and berries) are caused by global warming. I guess there must be spontaneous combustion taking place at the tree line.

Of course, if you look at the satellite imagery, the fires seem to stop at the Mexican border. Based on such logic, I guess it is cooler in Baja. Or it might be the Mexican Government is managing their forest resources.

You see the Eco nut jobs want a pristine wilderness--no roads, no thinning, no logging, nothing. Just let the lightning strike and incinerate 700,000 acres. Sounds like a great plan to me. And when the liberal, wacky-doodle schemes don't work, then blame the republicans, the war mongers, the neo-cons--anything and anybody, but the misguided and myopic policies that allowed the fuel to pile up and prep the forest for a really big fire.

Where Else?

The Golden Arches is an American symbol. Drive up windows at fast food restaurants are part of our culture. So the Madison Planning Commission (or should we say Al Gore Commissars) want to ban drive up windows.

Wisconsn has given the country many things: brats and beer, the Green Bay Packers (and their fans). We've often suspected that all the beer had burned out their brain cells and enhanced their fat cells. Now we have proof!

These bloviated morons claim that shutting down drive through windows will help us contain global warming. Why don't we just turn out the lights everywhere and eradicate man from the globe. That's about the only thing that will make these nut jobs happy.

Global warming is a big scam, and only a bunch of social engineers (I've resisted calling them commies) with too much time on their hands would take aim at drive through windows for fast food restaurants.

Wipe Up, Wipe Out, Get Wiped

Sheryl Crow global warming activist, Karl Rove fan and Al Gore groupie issued a pronouncement on how all of us can save the planet. As with all such edicts, the science is indisputable.

Ms. Crow suggest that we reduce our toilet paper usage to one square per visit. Think of the trees we can save! Think of the environmental impact! Think of the mess in your drawers, not to mention other places!

I'm sure there is scientific model in Al Gore's panafly of color slides and dubious conjectures that supports Ms. Crow's assertion, I'm just not certain I see the cost/benefit.

Of course, entrepreneurial types will simply change their marketing strategies. Instead of 1000 sheets per roll, we'll probably be treated to huge single squares. But then how do we flush that down the 1 gallon per flush toilets?

What a mess we've made...

The Planet Has a Fever

The man that almost became president gave dire warnings and spoke in terms of extinction to that drooling mass of humanity known as the United States Congress.

He explained, "The planet has a fever," but refused to make a personal pledge to restrict his use of energy.

So give our Mother the Earth an asprin.

Al is attempting to ride the global warming scare right into the Oval Office. He disregards the naysayers, who decry the idea of a global temperature and suggest the sun might be causing the earth to warm.

Let's face it, Al is a moron,,and this deeply disturbed man is closer to the Moveon.Org crowd than anyone wants to admit. No doubt his private pollsters are guaging when he enter the presidential sweepstakes.

Personally, I hope he does decide to run. I relish the though of democrat blood bath during the primary season.